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Post by Casper on Mar 22, 2004 14:58:21 GMT
If Phil is going to market his music albums, he's gonna need some honest results from a questionnaire. So for his own sake (and for a laugh), please think hard and be truthful. Thank you.
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Post by Casper on Mar 22, 2004 15:08:28 GMT
Oh yes! Congratulations Phil, yo have managed to attract a potential customer with the very honest and personal feeling that they achieve orgasms from listening to your albums
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Post by Phil Seaman on Mar 22, 2004 19:11:51 GMT
3 people get orgasams? God, dont u people have anything better to fantasise about? lol Phil
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Post by Casper on Mar 23, 2004 12:07:54 GMT
Oh dear phil. It appears you have gained some very harsh criticisms. However, do not be unhappy, for u now have 3 fanatical fans with orgasmic feeling when they listen to your fabulous music. Well done!
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Post by christian on Mar 23, 2004 13:38:27 GMT
What is this website? John Clarke is "The Tit" C ya round.
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Post by mincemeat on Mar 23, 2004 22:10:33 GMT
YO U MINCEMEATS, STOP LEAVIN MESSAGES EVERY DAY COS UR CAUSIN ME TO AND QUITE FRANKLY ITS MINCEMEATIN ME OFF. AND THIS CHRISTIAN GUY SOUNDS LIKE A PRATT, NOT ENOUGH MINCEMEAT IS HIS PROBLEM, BUT QUITE FRANKLY I DNT GIVE A MINCEMEAT SO C YA LATER.
David (your honourable friend working for a better furture)
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Post by Nightrider on Mar 24, 2004 10:08:17 GMT
lol thats ian stone is it? Makes u feel big havin a bitch about my taste in music? A word 2 the wise: heres one 4 u: "The Dumb Arse Wannabe Grunger Wiv Shitty Taste In Music And A Wedgie That Wont Quit". Enjoy yourself tryin 2 wriggle out of that one, worm.
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Post by Casper on Mar 24, 2004 10:18:52 GMT
Some harsh words there Nightrider, come on lets not get too personal now. We should all be friends.
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Post by Nightrider on Mar 24, 2004 10:25:53 GMT
Yo yo just wanted 2 big up my nex brair Jon Ellis, my homeboy Matt Fox, my rudeboy-G Paul Manson, my wily joker John Blake and my ultimate hussy Ayaz. Peace out!
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Post by Nightrider on Mar 24, 2004 13:27:43 GMT
hmmm...nope, cant say i agree wiv u there Ian- bein a townee does not require a tremendous amount of effort since it comes naturally 2 me and secondly, ur point about cash? Its not an issue 4 me coz unlike some people ive actually got money 2 spend as opposed 2 delvin thru da trash cans during da nite in the hope that maybe, just maybe, an old vestige of apparel might turn up U wanna continue this pointless dialogue or just concede defeat - after all, i am the man.
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Post by Richard on Mar 24, 2004 16:54:40 GMT
[shadow=red,left,300]MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA[/shadow] its funny to see christian doesnt come back from the music point i think. an the "MONEY" wow where the hell did that come from, the last i remember was ian talkin bout smoking an cancer. an for an extra point christian u wouldnt have any money because u spend it all on fags... which for ure own info, causes impatancy, yes christian uve been given a low sperm count, an less chance at farthering a child (which is good coz id feel sorry for any child of ures) all because u stick a lil white stick in ure mouth which when burnt not only stinks, but can also cause and if not contribute to chances of getting: heart disease, cancer just about anywhere in ure body from ure lungs to ure bladder (spreads from the original tumour most likely located in your lungs), low sperm count, trouble getting a stiffy (yes i kno thats impantancy), shortness of breath so affecting ure physical fitnes, the munchies *woman shreaks in background,* and worst of all... you fuckin stink. an btw GARAGE IS SHITE, an u da man... forgoten 2 letters there havnt we christian, dont u mean WOman . an if ian doesnt continue this discusion i will nya ha ha ha cya later dudes (dudet in christains case ;D)
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Post by mincemeat on Mar 24, 2004 19:42:57 GMT
THIS CHRISTIAN GUY DOESNT GIVE UP DOES HE? WITH THE MOST TERRIBLE COMEBACKS. OH AND THE LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LOOK AT WITHOUT PISSIN URSELF WITH LAUGHTER. ' I AM DA MAN' THATS THE KIND OF FING A 3 YEAR OLD WOULD SAY. AND IF IAN LOVED SLIPKNOW I WOULD PERSONNALLY TRY AND FORCE THE DEMONS OUT OF HIM. AND DARN RIGHT CHRISTIAN- 'BLAD'( OH MY GOD HOW STUPID IS THAT) COME ON DUDE NO ONE HERE LIKES YOU SO STOP POSTIN MESSAGES AND GO SMOKE SOME FAGS. COS IN THE END WE WILL ALL LIVE AND U WILL DIE SO SEE YA LATER. OH AND U WANT PROPER MUSIC, GO MILLENCOLIN!
David
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Post by Paul on Mar 24, 2004 22:20:12 GMT
Ok, i tink u no who i am phil, no dumbass pseudonyms or what have ya. First things first, i aint heard none of ur songs, but i have jammed with you and if you want constructive criticism from someone who actually no's music here it goes. I tink at the moment, ur playing style is not developed enough, you need more individuality and flexibility and that comes from listening to more music styles, trust me get some thelonius monk stuff for piano, nd coltrane nd charlie parker for astounding musicianship and skill. Secondly, all of you leave christian alone, nd let him get on wiv it, cos ian u taking da piss outta his clothes nd music is exactly the same as him doing it to u, and despite wot u tink ur music isnt too different to garage as far as ability is concerned. And Richard, fuck all dat stuff bout fags cos life is short, and im busy pumping all the crap into my body dat i can get my hands on and im enjoying it, im sure he knows the side effects nd i tink he can handle himself, even when i guy twice his size is chasing him round a party trying to start a fight with him, ok?
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Post by Phil Seaman on Mar 24, 2004 22:29:00 GMT
Oh for Gods sake (shakes head in disappointed fashion). Point 1 - as mincemeat has pointed out, anyone who uses language such as 'I'm the man' and is obsessed with their 'Ghetto' image is hysterically funny yet pathetically sad. Point 2 - This isnt exactly related to the main topic that was rather crudely started by Ayaz. Point 3 - if you base your entire existance around what type of music you listen to you really should get a life. Point 4 - just because you dislike a particular style of music doesn't immediately make you superior, nor does it mean that the style that you dislike it crap - its a matter of opinion. Therefore, you should all hang your heads in shame , repent your sins, join a Monastery and live a life free from drugs, booze, sex and, worst of all, Michael Barrymore. These are the words of the gospel according to PHIL. He should have to repeat the primary teachings of his subjects, particuarly to Christian Walter. Keep thou posts free of obsenity or thou shalt be cast from the forum, never to return. Don't play too hard, kids Phil. <phew>
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Post by Phil Seaman on Mar 24, 2004 22:43:54 GMT
I tink at the moment, ur playing style is not developed enough, you need more individuality and flexibility and that comes from listening to more music styles, trust me get some thelonius monk stuff for piano, nd coltrane nd charlie parker for astounding musicianship and skill. Yeah, Paul I agree with you on that one in regard 2 piano playing in jazz. I dont really know many styles & Im getting pro. jazz lessons for piano soon. As for individuality, I guess that will come when I've improved technique and such like. Good to get some proper constructive critisism, cheers Phil
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Post by Paul on Mar 24, 2004 22:44:49 GMT
hey man i no nd i never did condemn neone over there choice of music, and actually neither did christian dat Ian geezer did so he can get off his high horse and realise dat, far as this is concerned he was the one to start it nd hes the one who thinks worse of christian because of his clothes/music/lifestyle, which btw aint ghetto obsessed, i know ppl who r nd u can't even understand a word they say, ur lucky there rnt ne in school.
One last thing-never tell me to keep away from drugs. booze, sex or obscenities, its des tings dat make life worth living!
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Post by Paul on Mar 24, 2004 22:51:03 GMT
Yeah, it all comes down to practice although i wouldnt go too wild with lessons cos jazz is sommink dat u can teach urself, once i learnt to play sax the jazz side, well improv nd dat went off at a tangent but my main weakness is a lack of musical knowledge which is why i'm reluctant to start my own band. Just keep listening to different styles nd trying to play em nd it'll come.
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Post by Phil Seaman on Mar 25, 2004 0:33:59 GMT
Musical knowledge like Sub Dominants and Plagal Cadences is 1 thing, but when you hear about some of the big jazz players of the 1930's who couldnt read music and just played by ear, having a good ear makes up for it in my view, and its probably a case of practice makes perfect, although many music teachers would disagree - ive been told many a time 'you wont get anywhere without good theory knowledge'. O well we should jam again sometime
Phil
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Post by Ian on Mar 25, 2004 9:50:35 GMT
Ok well for starters i officialy did not start the arguement. Christians first post was highly offensive to Phil and to John clarke. Unfortunetly phil has heavily edited the message and as such u have no idea how the whole thing started. Unfortunetly the arguement has got out of hand and as a result im closing my poll on Christian and ceasing my debate, richard can continue it if he wants but frankly i think its a bit stupid. i think ill calm down a bit from now on i wasnt gonna reply again on the debate anyway. Maybe we should keep things music related from now on and quit this bickering. Bet ur shocked to hear that from me!
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Post by Donkey dude on Mar 25, 2004 10:04:45 GMT
Look whos back baby yeah ( greetings to my home man rich) Id rather eat my own shit than buy a seaman album and i aint gonna vote on a poll thats made by a kid that thinks a teacher is sexier than britney spears, yo yo ayaz , yo yo ur ryhmes r good but u aint no me. Sorry ive been away for a while but other things to do. How sad can u all be to come on here every nite? hows it goin christian? yo man u rule, big it up to all my home boy massives. CHRISTIAN U R THE MAN! Rich why dont u call urself richy rich?U dudes r wack , yo yo here it goes lets break it down, yeah yeah phils sittin at home all alone with nuthin to do but sing like a dude thats on shit 4 brains, yeh yeh spin it, ok man wheres ur voice gone? u sound like a teenager whos voice is permantly squeekin , yo yo yeah u sound like a kid thats on grass and is permanty high looks i gotta go its fight club time. laterz to all my home boys good luck with the album phil.
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