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Post by Ok Computer on Jul 14, 2004 14:31:41 GMT
...she was mad, phils corpse...
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Post by Casper on Jul 14, 2004 14:41:06 GMT
...was eaten by versachie but...
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Post by Phil Seaman on Jul 14, 2004 14:45:09 GMT
no, none of this happened.
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Post by Casper on Jul 14, 2004 14:56:05 GMT
...according to Phil who died...
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Post by Phil Seaman on Jul 14, 2004 15:00:34 GMT
from laughter, as Ayazs fantasies
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Post by Casper on Jul 14, 2004 15:08:19 GMT
...came to life. Meanwhile, Sarah....
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Post by Suck Young Blood on Jul 14, 2004 15:10:22 GMT
was loved by all. Ahhhhhhhhhh
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Post by Casper on Jul 14, 2004 15:13:05 GMT
cried Mark, 'I just wonna.....
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Post by Phil Seaman on Jul 14, 2004 15:43:55 GMT
bottwle", he blubbered, comforted by
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Post by FLIP MODE SQUAD on Jul 14, 2004 21:45:23 GMT
a giant purple penis that......
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Post by Ok Computer on Jul 14, 2004 21:50:26 GMT
...ejaculated in marks face...
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Post by Berlin on Jul 14, 2004 23:15:19 GMT
but it was ians face....
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Post by LaLa on Jul 15, 2004 5:03:27 GMT
who got the last laugh....
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Post by Ok Computer on Jul 15, 2004 8:24:35 GMT
coz it was marks face
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Post by FLIP MODE SQUAD on Jul 15, 2004 9:09:44 GMT
that now was green because..
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Post by Ok Computer on Jul 15, 2004 9:13:31 GMT
phil tried to strangle him
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Post by Phil Seaman on Jul 15, 2004 16:08:04 GMT
And he died. The End
The Story Game is now over! Someone care to write it up?
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Post by Casper on Sept 28, 2005 20:23:46 GMT
Ineed I have, about a year later. Sorry for the long delay but I thought 'after he I am' would have done it by now since he did the first one. Anyway here it is: ENJOY!
The Story (part 2)
Phil was talking to sarah... ....about the foreplay they had.... ...With mark and his salmon... tasting penis that smelt fishy... Cos he thought it was..... very tasty to suck. Sarah... Choked on her vomit and ...ate phils pet snake, herbert... who then slithered up......... ...and bit off ayaz's cock... thats ayazs strap on cock........ suddenly, Ellis awoke from dreaming... but it was all real... ayaz screamed in pain. Ian..... ...is the best ever, mark... simply wanked over Ellis's deja-vu.... while ayaz seeked medical atention... Ellis noticed Mark was wanking... and punched him coz of... Mark's cum flew on Ellis. Driving home drunk yet again... ...(random comment about Phil apparently)... but they failed to see..... It wasn't ellis and mark ...who used a femidom, Sarah... .....saw a large spider and.... used it as a femidom... ....., SO A HORSE WAS SUMMONED... ...to create a foursome between.... .....BRUCE AND THE BRUCE GANG...... including Sarah, Ellis, and Mark... ...who all danced around trees... to provoke an ancient ritual... ...which caused convulsive and rapid... dancing, lots of dancing because ,,,they are all very gay... just like ian, who does ...not dance and is'nt gay... ...but more like Phil who... is not like ayaz who... ...is simply the best unlike... ....Vinesh, who became a hillbilly.... after his parents disowned him because he is very gay... and outrageously ill mannered and... ... dislikes us for no reasen... It has been believed that... Ian had a salami knob.... ...but those rumors were false... the real truth was ian.... ...is well equiped. Ayaz is.... gay, as is christian walter ...who also likes to play... with a well endowed... ...DOG!!!!!!.... meanwhile phil was.... licking his pet frog gary... gary was not amused saying ...'stop it please phil'.... ians sick fantasys were false... phil replyed saying... 'but ther'e true'... , in his sick mind anyway. ...bruce... was meanwhile playing with himself, in an attempt ...to turn himself on... in Ians sick twisted mind... ...but it was phils mind... that thought of normal things.... ..as well as penis's... , at least what ian hoped... coz he was adicted to chocolate it was all a gag ian also actively practiced homosexuality... ... phil wanted him to anyway... but Phil was not gay. Ellis... ...was however... a deception to life itself coz he gay unlike phil who fucked animals and was very gay ...but ian was very straight... and ayaz was thinking of shagging mr blobby.. as did Vinesh, who ...had piles... an vinesh complained as his arogence meant that ...he could have any box.. hitting him at any time but it was a cock...... that was disguised as Christian which made vinesh happy as ....Phil got bum raped harshly... 1 seedy threesom, with vinesh.... being gay. Phil wasnt raped ...by Ian but was raped... by nobody. However ayaz was, ...laughing about Phil's denial of... a spot on his arse.. ....of spunk from the rapist ... but was worried that Mark ...would wank over the tragedy... but fail to ejaculate as...... ....Mark was pumped with viagra... ..and not just normal viagra... Meanwhile, Janesh was buying dildos... ...for ayaz. Bruce was trying... to rape ian, but Christian ...was raping bruce... meanwhile Ayaz murdered John Clarke... ..with a pencil... ...that was stuck up Bruce's... nose. He sneezed all over ..his pet cow gandalf... who was also a magician.... ...who turned ayaz into a... straight guy!!! (HA) ...Phil was a mysterious man... yet truely brilliant ...at giving men blowjobs, Ayaz... ....saw Vinesh humping Phils mouth... phils mouth was created..... by Ayazs sick imagination it was created by surgery...... in an attempt to replicate ...Ayaz's dreams and wishes.... his sick mind ...and his dirty trousers... which came from BHS ...along with his blue shirt... a brillant style but sadly.... Ayaz actually shopped at Burtons... womens section ...to buy LaLa some pink... lipstick. John Clarke lost hilariously... ....to Edward Fisher who really... thrashed his ass ...in the finals of the... chess. Clarky was pissed because Pringle wouldn't give him sex.. because he couldn't find his... minute hard porn.... which he liked to... ..look at after losing against... ...Edward, who... spoke to john saying... .." i beat u, u commi"... and likes to rub feet... especially after losing the match. ...as well as his... ... (oh yes, u know what)... ..."but what?" asked many... people, "Well" said Phil, "My... non-gayness makes that irrelevent! anyway, LaLa and Sheaxay decided.... ...to flirt with Christian Walter... in christians unrealistic fantasy of... ...strippers and lesbians and blondes... phil and christian foight, over.... couldnt handle Ayazs sex drive... ...coz its not normal.... ...although its true that Mark... ...is gay!!!!!!... as his fav comment is... ..."i am gay". Ayaz... liked to tell people about ..corkscrews... saying to people ..."corkscrews are cool!"... as he liked there ...swirly steel ends which... reminded him of pigs... ...which he liked to lick... up the bum as... ...he likes shit too... clean his teeth with as does Bernard his orange fish... who is madly in love ... with phil who is orange... and straight so therefore did not love bernad bernard was heart broken ...so he plotted revenge... , he was a homosidal maniac ...and sought to kill mark Buy gruesomely hacking off his.... ...heads... rather small genetalia. Then Mark... violently exploded; 'Im not gay!" but he was gay, Ayaz was glad to hear. Heroically ...Phil rushed in and... hit vinesh with a box.... ...vinesh screamed "Phil please stop" but he kept on hitting... Blood poured form his brow... and Vinesh lay dead on... ...the cold common room floor... no one cared, for he... ...was a git. His funeral... ...was attended by absolutely nobody... ...except sarah's dog called versachie which phil likes because...... it gives him that sensation of being a real man.... especially when he takes control sarah loves it when he...... gives it to her large meanwhile the dog licks...... phils cock phil prefers this to sarah... and therefore marrys Versachie the bridesmades r vicky, sarah..... and ayaz! mark was disgusted phil loved bridesmaid ayaz because...... he found him sexy ...but Phil loved Sarah more... but he liked ayaz most because ayaz fullfilled his fantasies ...but fancied Sarah's dog Versachie aswell, phil then talked to..... Jon ellis ...was busy wanking over Versachie... who liked bdsm and... Ayaz whilst phil being in love with zoe and sarahs dog sucked on the dogs tail.. and the dog's squigy genitals... exploded over john jacks face meanwhile richard was playing with... A Bouncy Ball! because.... ... they bounce, but his ball... wasnt. Phil killed mark and ian... but failed, Phil was killed ........by Sarah for shagging Versachie. ...she was mad, phils corpse... ...was eaten by versachie but... no, none of this happened. ...according to Phil who died... from laughter, as Ayazs fantasies ...came to life. Meanwhile, Sarah.... was loved by all. Ahhhhhhhhhh cried Mark, 'I just wonna..... bottwle", he blubbered, comforted by a giant purple penis that...... ...ejaculated in marks face... but it was ians face.... who got the last laugh.... coz it was marks face that now was green because.. phil tried to strangle him And he died. The End
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