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Post by After He, I Am on Jun 30, 2004 18:11:40 GMT
yes indeed i was bored anough to copy the entire story game out into 1 thred so here it is (look at post below)
note: if poll decides to hav a sequal to the story game, it will be started a week from now on the 7th... so get voting
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Post by After He, I Am on Jun 30, 2004 18:11:58 GMT
One day, Mark Carrell was... wanking himself over his mate of owning a pink tutu to strangle the fucker ayaz but ended up humping it therefore making phil jealous of a small naked monkey who is known as Mark Carrell While Ayaz's fantasy continues, Ian is great, whilst phil is being wanked upon by Mark with joey the squirral watching in Ayaz's sick fantasy world and LaLa got some marshmallows but Mark stole them and shoved phil in a cannon as ian joined ayaz's fantasy Ian also used the marshmallows and ate them while phil wanked over the thrills of eatin marshmellows with mark who was also wanking. It wasa crazy ho-down. Ayaz however watched LaLa for marshmallows so Ayaz gave her some bouncyballs of uber bouncy goodness! It was amazing that Ayaz knew that LaLa likes colors Ayaz seemed to use psychic and sterile powers to discover the marshmellows have pink swirlies! Phil used Ayaz's powers to... make the yummy goodness, smores!.... Now, Mark could only cry... because he likes uncooked marshemellows. So he ended up humping... Christians soggy onion filled sock... but the sock was dry... COS CHRISTIAN HAD LICKED IT and it was uber gross..... as are most of ayaz's fantasies... ABOUT WET NAKED MEN the show must go on.......... sung freddy mercury while ayaz danced the tango in a...... GAY CLUB!!!!!!!....... that's not five words silly BILLY.... laughs cuz he makes Pipe RUN AWAY FROM HIS GAYNESS.... and drink mocha chillz while EATING A TURNIP AGAINST.. THE STINKY CHEEZE MAN, and.... Phil plucked his ginger pubbs.. whilst an adoring audiance druled.... and someoneshexay nuked them all. The end. IN THEIR COFFEES... disguised as spunk.. the stuff the above enjoys.... it went over davids face.. and landed in a girl's..... hair.. brush ( fooled you all) So then...... BUT IT WASNT DAVID... Ayaz entered Phils backdoor here's where the mystery begins and also ends because.. OF HIS BODY, THAT IS... reinforced with leg braces.. And teeth Braces tooo! and also braces for "ahem"... but LaLa couldn't resist the.... muffin basket he was holding... It was chocolate chip goodness! LaLa and Ian ate the.... boogers of Casper so they.... could wipe them on Philip... who then ate them all. meanwhile jason was humping a... marshmellow, while Phil was spanking.... a dog named colin... colin was also eating a... pie which phil pissed in... whilst Ayazs sick fantasy contined Phils was just beggining... to see that Vinesh was... sleeping with ayazs pet fish... after a box hit him.. so Vinesh got upset and..... slapped phils rear for bein... a straight guy. Vinesh was.... a daft gay u see... and he is sooooo rude! Whilst Vinesh is hated universally... ayaz loves everyone apparently except... John Clarke, who puked up... chocloate covered, cheese fondling frogs after hittin the bottle coz... he is a raging alcoholic. meanwhile ian bought a... beer and richard ate a... chocolate covered fish, smelling of his stale perfume. The End. but it wasnt the end... as the dead rose and killing Vinesh with a box... filled with used condoms from the back of a snack queue... WHICH WAS OWNED BY AYAZ, Now a respected businessman (really) HE WORE A PURPLE SUIT.... And he was a conman. SWEAT APPEARED ON HIS BROW... as he tryed to rip off CHRISTIAN, WITH CHEAP DIDLOS WHICH... he had bought for himself. at the local tesco with a whorehouse on mind..... he askd phil to work... but phil refused, instead he... bought ayaz a pet sheep... For Ayaz to snuggle with... when he was thinkin of... christian an his funny shaped... cuz he landed on.... a frog with piles.. and eating yummy flies.......... mixed with secret sauce... which tasted of... ayazs own special sauce which was a mix of his spunk and... kinky chocolate w/ rasberries! Mmmmm! Ayaz was glad to help.... Phil, Who pulled a hippo... into some nice muddy water...... of a sewage treatment plant... with icky wicky leeches and... shit. Suddenly Phil started 2... Comb his hair and scream....... lyrics of his song Victorious... coz a jellyfish was stuck... to his chocolate salty balls... Ian in the meantime sucked... nothing at all, Matt however... ate turkey and apple pies A toast, to his great..... pet tortoise aunty fredy... of loveing turtly goodness, so..... every1 got pissed and... everyone enjoyed a drunken orgy. of males. Phil suddenly fell... onto a long sleek shaft... which was on his bed... fortunately, it went up his..... arse, Phil became angry and... a fish ate him... but While Phil was digested... the fish also ate... Ian's salami of a nob... a pepperami child size salami... and.................a cookie! an oatmeal an rasin cookie of raisen and cinnimini goodness but all this was false... because Java cakes are cookies.......... and so is LALA.. in the way that she.... had brown hair. Meanwhile Phil.. switched over to watch linkinpark hit no.1 with his album... going strait to chart no.1,346,256,738... 9034756 after the lead singer.. and pqe4 after the bassist... fucked pigs to promote it... Then came SOAD, so iz Evanescense and Linkin Park great. but muse are better... than Britney but are shitttier.... than radiohead. ayaz was... fucking gingerbread man from shrek and eating him w/ milk..... enjoyin the milky goodness of his girlfriend's nice boobs. ian meanwhile was... doin nothing wrong. The end.
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Post by SomeoneShexay on Jun 30, 2004 19:17:17 GMT
[glow=pink,2,300] wow, someone was extremely bored !! ;D[/glow]
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Post by After He, I Am on Jun 30, 2004 20:31:24 GMT
dnt i god damn kno it, but i was intrigued an wanted to read the entire story uncut
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Post by Casper on Jun 30, 2004 20:41:19 GMT
good job Richard Kerr, u hav done this site proudly. I shall vote for u on next week's member of the week award.
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Post by LaLa on Jul 1, 2004 5:31:06 GMT
Meeee 2, damn that was confusing, muffens, cookies marshmellows and gay guys with animal lovers, and chocolate and shit. Wow.
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Post by Ok Computer on Jul 1, 2004 17:35:34 GMT
could be an all time classic novel a tale of betrayl, twisted fetishes, marshmellows and nuclear power stations! could go down in history as the greatest story ever written!
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Post by After He, I Am on Jul 1, 2004 18:39:30 GMT
lol could be... but prob wont
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Post by LaLa on Jul 1, 2004 20:32:08 GMT
True dat, true dat.
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Post by Bruce on Jul 4, 2004 15:42:19 GMT
They should b another 1 but it needs more control somehow any ideas?
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Post by LaLa on Jul 9, 2004 6:31:57 GMT
Foot fetishes! I'ma add that now!
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